If you're on your own today.......

Who did a poo in the urinal??

You did!!........ ...I saw you!!.......... ............

Dunno wot you mean

Yes you do!!........ .....i think you ate an entire cow that day actually!!........ ..............remember now........the day you ate the cow!!............. ...fess up!!..........it woz you!........

Yeah, I admit it Bones made me do it though

I wouldn't say I MADE you do it..... More gentle persuasion

You had a gun, you said you'd kill Jez first and then me! I'd hate to really piss you off

Yeah, that's gentle persuasion. If I wanted to make you do it I would've held your balls in the hedge trimmer & given you a 3 second countdown

Which would make you look really silly cause you already cut them off to microwave them when I wouldn't give you the remote back

Oh yeah..... Well I'd hold a pin to a Rugby Ball & dangle your X-Box above a bath full of Ice Cold water

If you ever wanna know what Froggy Style really means then threaten the xbox again!!

I was talking about the old one........... Not the 360 silly

kay! Guess I can put angry frog away for now.................maybe

..now now boys!!........ ..how funny!!.....so..lets get this right!!.......... ...Lily poo'd in the urinal after eating a cow......and after gentle persuasion from bony bum..... ......who had a gun and woz gonna kill us.......drop Lilys X box in cold water..and do summink summink to his balls.....in a rugby hold or summink!!............ .......

bottom line........... ...Lily blocked the urinal!!.........

Fine I'll go fix it

It's still blocked!!.......... ....wot sort of toilet fixer frog are you!!........

Well it was fine when I left it Not my fault if you filled it up again

Me!!!....I never do poos big enuff for that!!..... .......it woz either you or big butt bony bone man!!.........

Lonely.........
I am so Lonely.........
I have no..

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL!!!!???? Ahhhhhhhh Jez THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!!!

.......no-one woz supposed to be here!!.,......... .........shit!!....

You should'nt be doing those kinds of things whether anyone's here or not!! It's just Wrong man!

I ate summit!!....bad!!.......no-one woz looking!!... .......

What on earth did you eat??? It's all over the walls & everything!!!

A cow!!......... ...........same as Lily's cow!!...big bigger!!........ .............well I like cows!!............

No way did that used to be a cow! Aren't those antlers stuck into the sofa bed?