Re: The Big Pointless Thread

[Frog]

When I have a terrible need of -- shall I say the word -- religion. Then I go out and paint the stars.

- Vincent van Gogh

[munchkin]

that vincent van gogh nutter painted the town red alright,he was smacked outta his noggin on absinthe.......crazy fool cut his ear off....you know why ?......he said it was talking to him but he couldnt hear it.

[Frog]

New evidence suggests that he lost his ear in a bar room brawl actually

[Bones]

Not from the same source which suggested there was a narrow Gate in Jerusalem known as the Eye of a Needle which a fully laden camel couldn't fit through...... is it?

[Frog]

you ever tried blending a camel, they'll fit through a needle then

Can't remember where I heard that actually so it could well be bollox

[Bones]

It's getting smaller! Started as An Elephant, then went to a camel, next it will be a kitten

[Frog]

Here you go, I wasn't imagining it:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8033650.stm

[munchkin]

New evidence suggests that he lost his ear in a bar room brawl actually

dont you just hate it when that happens,all my life people have told me that he sliced his own ear off after an absinthe drinking session,not one person has ever ever said that he didnt do it,now it turns out he got it sliced off in a bar brawl,bloke was a bleedin hooligan.

[Frog]

Yeah I thought that was weird to only heard it about a year ago

[munchkin]

maybe everyone was smashed on absinthe and no-one could remember how it happened,i snorted some of that crap on a spoon in a pub once.

[Frog]

Ouch, never snorted it but enjoyed a taste or two of it over the years

[munchkin]

everyone was having a go,i dont know what the effects were supposed to be, i was already drunk at the time.

[Frog]

Firehouses have circular stairways because the engines were at a time pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor, and figured out how to walk up straight staircases

[El_Guapo]

The Daddy Long Legs is one of the most venomous spiders on the planet. Humans are only safe because it's mandibles are not big enough to penetrate deep enough into human skin.

[munchkin]

Lisa Ann is a well fit pornstar.

[Frog]

Really? She's not bad, but not really my sort of girl

(I had to google her, I don't have encyclopaedic knowledge of pornstars honest)

[Bones]

You don't know what you're missing then dude!!!

[Frog]

You like her to? I'm not saying she's unattractive by any means just I wouldn't have picked her out of all the potential candidates in the world of porn

[Bones]

No, it's not that which surprised me, it's the fact you don't have encyclopaedic knowledge of porn stars

[Frog]

I try to remember as little as possible to speed up my processing power I have google if I need to remember something

[munchkin]

You like her to? I'm not saying she's unattractive by any means just I wouldn't have picked her out of all the potential candidates in the world of porn

she's one hot milf,boob job the lot and takes it up the ringer,just the classy sort of woman im looking out for.

[cheery]

dont u have any standereds lol

[munchkin]

dont u have any standereds lol

standards......what the hell are they ? ....

[Frog]

Rose West is reported to be writing a cookery book for fellow inmates at her North-East jail

[Bones]

Kate Middleton is marrying some dude

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