Need for Speed Hot Pursuit!!.....

Kay...I tried to drive a lamborghini....crashed every second....rolled it.....wrote it off!!.... ......but did quite well with a police car!!....I love driving games!!....But this one is way sensitive...slightest touch and I was in a ditch!!...

Ok.....I put this in the wrong bit!!.......... ...lets see if I can ise my magic powers to move it!!......... ...NR!!...help!

yes...I'm a genius!!...

Which Platform you playing on?

Just a silly old Arcade!!......

PS3? X-Box? Wii? PC?

Xbox 360!!.......ARCADE!!..........

Ah, Explains the "Silly Old Arcade" comment then......

yes!!.....so... why did you ask what platform then!!...... ....have you played it!!........

I haven't played it. My brother in Law's got it though. I kinda went off the NFS games after Most Wanted. You should Get Grand Turismo

But I haven't got a PS 3...Gran Turismos only on that isn't it!!.... ....what's NFS anyway!!...

Oh Yeah Silly me

NFS..... Need For Speed

....oh yeah!!......... silly me

Well I want a PS 3 anyway...so maybe I'll get one!!......

Good Girl

Oi!! Don't go stealing the uninitiated Xboxers Jez don't listen to him, the Xbox is a perfectly adequate gaming platform. PS3 is just an xbox in tarts clothing

..yeahh...I'm an unititaited xboxer!!.....wot!!... ..wots that!!....I will not be moved to the more superior Playstation...nooo.. ....or should I!!..............I'm confused!!.......Lily!!... ..I like X box...but I like tarty........wot shall I do!!................ ...help me..I'm abit drunk!!.....

Frog wrote:Oi!! Don't go stealing the uninitiated Xboxers Jez don't listen to him, the Xbox is a perfectly adequate gaming platform. PS3 is just an xbox in tarts clothing

Lemme get this straight, you're trying to convince a Woman NOT to buy a playstation because it looks sexier?? Dude, Do you know women at all??

Err, um yeah hadn't thought of it like that

Ok let me try that again, the PS3 will leave the toilet seat up, never take the rubbish out, wont ask you how your day was, will never remember your birthday or any anniversaries, it will hate your family and try to make you do the same, it'll be rude to waiters and obnoxious towards your friends, and man does it ever fart in bed

Xbox doesn't do any of that stuff

That might work on a lesbian. Heterosexual woman however gravitate towards such behaviour........

Good Point Fuck it, I guess I don't know women at all

Okay, just to ensure she'll get a PS3....

Jez, An X-Box will never leave you alone. It'll wanna go everywhere you do & will pester you about meeting your friends & family. Then, after all that it'll breakdown on you without a moments notice. Sobbing & wailing like a little bitch............ And it thinks you're Fat.....

PS3 Slim baby..... It's all in the name

Hey, the Xbox might think you're fat but he's willing to settle for that

Pffftt Don't listen to such folly. Have you seen the adverts lately for the X-Box Kinect?? You know, the one's where they keep encouraging exercise?? Tells you all you need to know about their plan.......

It's all about the PS3. Sit down, take a load off & enjoy your media console, because you're perfect just the way you are.

The Xbox merely offers the option to work off the podgy bum fat, it wont berate you for not doing it, it loves you with all your wobbly bits intact. It knows it can do better but it can't be bothered looking, that's how special it is

The PS3 will hog the mirror in the mornings