The Twelve days of Christmas...
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The Twelve days of Christmas...
See how silly it can all get........
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A black eye so I couldn't see....
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A black eye so I couldn't see....
jezebel- Queen of Flirt......
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Re: The Twelve days of Christmas...
ya beat me to it..
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Re: The Twelve days of Christmas...
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me........
2 Ruptured Balls
And a Black eye so I couldn't see.......
2 Ruptured Balls
And a Black eye so I couldn't see.......
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Re: The Twelve days of Christmas...
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me
3 broken ribs
2 Ruptured balls
And A black eye so I couldn't see.....
3 broken ribs
2 Ruptured balls
And A black eye so I couldn't see.....
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Re: The Twelve days of Christmas...
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
4 chinese burns
3 broken ribs
2 Ruptured balls
And A black eye so I couldn't see.....
4 chinese burns
3 broken ribs
2 Ruptured balls
And A black eye so I couldn't see.....
jezebel- Queen of Flirt......
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Re: The Twelve days of Christmas...
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Fiiiiive doses of fleas
4 chinese burns
3 broken ribs
2 Ruptured balls
And A black eye so I couldn't see.....
Fiiiiive doses of fleas
4 chinese burns
3 broken ribs
2 Ruptured balls
And A black eye so I couldn't see.....
jezebel- Queen of Flirt......
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Re: The Twelve days of Christmas...
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
6 twisted nipples
Fiiiiive doses of fleas
4 chinese burns
3 broken ribs
2 Ruptured balls
And A black eye so I couldn't see.....
6 twisted nipples
Fiiiiive doses of fleas
4 chinese burns
3 broken ribs
2 Ruptured balls
And A black eye so I couldn't see.....
Last edited by Frog on 9th December 2010, 1:49 pm; edited 1 time in total
Re: The Twelve days of Christmas...
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
7 nasty pinches
6 twisted nipples
Fiiiiive doses of fleas
4 chinese burns
3 broken ribs
2 Ruptured balls
And A black eye so I couldn't see......
7 nasty pinches
6 twisted nipples
Fiiiiive doses of fleas
4 chinese burns
3 broken ribs
2 Ruptured balls
And A black eye so I couldn't see......
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Re: The Twelve days of Christmas...
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
8 Atomic Wedgies
7 nasty pinches
6 twisted nipples
Fiiiiive doses of fleas
4 chinese burns
3 broken ribs
2 Ruptured balls
And A black eye so I couldn't see......
8 Atomic Wedgies
7 nasty pinches
6 twisted nipples
Fiiiiive doses of fleas
4 chinese burns
3 broken ribs
2 Ruptured balls
And A black eye so I couldn't see......
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Re: The Twelve days of Christmas...
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
9 big fat bruises
8 Atomic Wedgies..
7 nasty pinches
6 twisted nipples
Fiiiiive doses of fleas
4 chinese burns
3 broken ribs
2 Ruptured balls
And A black eye so I couldn't see......
9 big fat bruises
8 Atomic Wedgies..
7 nasty pinches
6 twisted nipples
Fiiiiive doses of fleas
4 chinese burns
3 broken ribs
2 Ruptured balls
And A black eye so I couldn't see......
jezebel- Queen of Flirt......
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Re: The Twelve days of Christmas...
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
HHHHHHHHH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
9 big fat bruises
8 Atomic Wedgies..
7 nasty pinches
6 twisted nipples
Fiiiiive doses of fleas
4 chinese burns
3 broken ribs
2 Ruptured balls
And A black eye so I couldn't see......
HHHHHHHHH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
9 big fat bruises
8 Atomic Wedgies..
7 nasty pinches
6 twisted nipples
Fiiiiive doses of fleas
4 chinese burns
3 broken ribs
2 Ruptured balls
And A black eye so I couldn't see......
Re: The Twelve days of Christmas...
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
11 STD's
HHHHHHHHH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
9 big fat bruises
8 Atomic Wedgies..
7 nasty pinches
6 twisted nipples
Fiiiiive doses of fleas
4 chinese burns
3 broken ribs
2 Ruptured balls
And A black eye so I couldn't see......
jezebel- Queen of Flirt......
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Join date : 2009-09-03
Age : 703
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Re: The Twelve days of Christmas...
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
12 Months in prison
11 STD's
HHHHHHHHH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
9 big fat bruises
8 Atomic Wedgies..
7 nasty pinches
6 twisted nipples
Fiiiiive doses of fleas
4 chinese burns
3 broken ribs
2 Ruptured balls
And A black eye so I couldn't see......
12 Months in prison
11 STD's
HHHHHHHHH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
9 big fat bruises
8 Atomic Wedgies..
7 nasty pinches
6 twisted nipples
Fiiiiive doses of fleas
4 chinese burns
3 broken ribs
2 Ruptured balls
And A black eye so I couldn't see......
jezebel- Queen of Flirt......
- Posts : 7143
Join date : 2009-09-03
Age : 703
Location : in the bedroom
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