If you could be anyone for the day who would you be and why
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If you could be anyone for the day who would you be and why
I would be Cheryl Cole and spend the day in the shower with a full length mirror.
was that too obvious.
was that too obvious.
ColinS- Citizen of the Pond
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I'd be Leona Lewis & Marry me
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Re: If you could be anyone for the day who would you be and why
I'd be Doctor Who, you could get a lot done if you had a time machine
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I would be LP so i would know the pleasure of having me as his/my bitch
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Made your eye's water LP
ColinS- Citizen of the Pond
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That's not a bad achievement for a man born seven centuries ago
Re: If you could be anyone for the day who would you be and why
i would like to be my ex for the day.....i would give me back everything she stole from me........im not bitter at all
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I'd want you all to be me for the day to see how hard I have it!
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i would still like to be my ex for the day.......i would make her realise that telling me the name of her latest beau and telling me how great he is ....is hurtfull and vindictive...........she is one dumb ****.
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I'd be your ex's new fella, then I'd throw myself under a bus saying "I just can't match up to the last guy"
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LP wrote:I'd be your ex's new fella, then I'd throw myself under a bus saying "I just can't match up to the last guy"
your'e only human
talking of throwing under buses....that's exactly how i feel about her now.......she got everything and i get to pay for it all.....good work if you can get it.
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munchkin wrote:i would still like to be my ex for the day.......i would make her realise that telling me the name of her latest beau and telling me how great he is ....is hurtfull and vindictive...........she is one dumb ****.
Maybe she would have hung around if you didn't play on the old kiddies consoles!
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Jobless Oddball wrote:munchkin wrote:i would still like to be my ex for the day.......i would make her realise that telling me the name of her latest beau and telling me how great he is ....is hurtfull and vindictive...........she is one dumb ****.
Maybe she would have hung around if you didn't play on the old kiddies consoles!
Maybe alot of things.
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munchkin wrote:Jobless Oddball wrote:munchkin wrote:i would still like to be my ex for the day.......i would make her realise that telling me the name of her latest beau and telling me how great he is ....is hurtfull and vindictive...........she is one dumb ****.
Maybe she would have hung around if you didn't play on the old kiddies consoles!
Maybe alot of things.
Ohhh right.......................you were shit in bed aswell?
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Munch if you were you EX for a day why not get a tattoo with I Love Munch in BIG letters across her forehead.
I would like to be Munch so i could wait outside the Tattoo parlour.
I would like to be Munch so i could wait outside the Tattoo parlour.
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I'd be the Tattoo Artist and write "I love minge" instead
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I would like to be Jordans Hairdresser so i could shave her head bald.
ColinS- Citizen of the Pond
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tattoo eh good idea.........it would read .......its unprintable.
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munchkin wrote:tattoo eh good idea.........it would read .......its unprintable.
why?
Would it be in Japanese?
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no....... i would have "its unprintable" tattooed on her head.
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munchkin wrote:no....... i would have "its unprintable" tattooed on her head.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww bless..................he still lurves her!
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jobless odball the soothsayer....is it really that obvious ?
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I think JO loves you Munch, play your cards right and you are in there.
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