Your claim to fame!!!.......
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Re: Your claim to fame!!!.......
Wait, do rabbits make noise??
You're a very evil woman Jez.......
You're a very evil woman Jez.......
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Before of course................ ...I shouted twice actually!!!..........(((mister rabbit.....mister raaaabbit!!!)))))...............and I looked!! ....hard!!...for ages!!...............
They SQUEAK godammit NR!!............
They SQUEAK godammit NR!!............
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(((double gulp))))................. ....it might have been a badgers hole!!!..............actually I think it was!!.............the rabbit hole poo carrier bag one wasn't me!!.............(((scuff shoe))))............
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Bunni wrote:Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - i will watch you vewy carefully from now on - can't have you shoving things in me hole when i'm not looking can i ????
Honest bunni......I would never put a carrier bag of poo down your hole!!!............ .........the badger got it!!
OY YOU TWO!!.............. ....that is not funny!!........I did not do Bunni's hole I tellya!!!.................
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Of course I wont tell her it was you Jez, even if you do secretly find it funny
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Jez, we both know that you did Bunni's hole. Just come clean & cut the crap!
I think Bunni has had enough of your shit!
I think Bunni has had enough of your shit!
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ssssshhhhhh you two...... ...you'll get me in trouble!!...((whisper)))....crise sake man.... .........she thinks it was the badger!!.....sshhhh.......the badger got the shit!!!!.................right!!............ ...just say yes...quick before she comes back!!..............
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.......nope...it woz just me poo!!................. ......
((( i think I got away with it))).......... ..(((((tip toe away)))
((( i think I got away with it))).......... ..(((((tip toe away)))
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And mine...................
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Jill wrote:olly69 wrote:Had an afternoon sat next to Brian Clough at a footy match
week later saw him again,surrounded by tv crews,he stopped talking to them and came across to me to say hello to me (what a gentleman )
not mine but girlfriend of mine (waitress) had massive stand up row with steve davis,when he wouldnt pay for his pizza,he tried to fob her off with a teddy bear,which she later hit him with,very funny u had to be there
i am one of four people how can sit in a certain pew in westminster abbey (cant say to much )
I was once hidding down a rabbit hole when carrier bag hit me on the head,dernt tell u what was in it
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OMG!!!.........wot were doing down that hole with Bunni!??... ...... .... :pale....I mean....um....er...are you the badger!!.....
Jill...help!!...(((gulp)))... ..I'm digging myself a hole here!!.... ...yeah.... ....so which wise guy's gonna throw a crrier bag of poo down it!!!...... ..I can see it coming!!...
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olly69 wrote:I wasnt in Bunnis hole
think she would tell me off if i was
Jez why you need help do you do this sort of carrier bag thing often
Well I'm glad to hear it Olly!!... ....yes she would!!. ...... ...((and you got a lucky escape!!)).......
No Olly........I don't!!...... ....... ....wot!! ......I don't!!.....
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you....don't...believe...me!!......Do you??...... ...
Sainsburys!!........ ....make sure there's no holes!!....... ..or you leave a trail!!......... .....((shhh)))....
Sainsburys!!........ ....make sure there's no holes!!....... ..or you leave a trail!!......... .....((shhh)))....
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olly69 wrote:Trail-------what follow the yellow pee road --
always thought Asda had better bags for that sort of thing
then again a good Next bag would be good----could use that twice
got to of the enviroment----you know -----
Asda's got too many holes!!..... ... I never thought of a re-usable one!!........ ........... .......assuming I did that kinda thing!!.... ..which I don't!!..... ....often!!...
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Well spill the beans dude!!.... ....I don't wanna be the only poo in a bag freak here!!........... : ...........................................
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olly69 wrote:cant ----tell----u---where---but---its ---bad----hey when ---u ---gotter---go ---u ----gotter ---go-----
Oh go on Olly!!!..... ...you can tell me!!..... ..I'm the famous carrier bag pooer remember!!!......... ....and obviously totally agree!!....wen ya gotta go ya gotta go!!...........
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..i put it down a rabbit hole Kitty!.... ..I've hardly contaminated anything neat!!...........
ok then. ......
I once wee'd on the back seat of a full coach!!
I ran a 20 mile marathon!!
I can hold my breath under water for 4 minutes!!
ok then. ......
I once wee'd on the back seat of a full coach!!
I ran a 20 mile marathon!!
I can hold my breath under water for 4 minutes!!
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jezebel wrote: ..i put it down a rabbit hole Kitty!.... ..I've hardly contaminated anything neat!!...........
ok then. ......
I once wee'd on the back seat of a full coach!!
I ran a 20 mile marathon!!
I can hold my breath under water for 4 minutes!!
Wouldn't it need to be 26 miles for a marathon?
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thedelboy wrote:1= I was in Boon
2= Paradise club
3= my mother was a film director/producer
4=I was arrested for murder(found not guilty as I could prove I was the other side of the world on gov business)
5= been on the Wright stuff
6=once had 50k thrown at me which I handed to the police(turned out to be forgeries)
Whoa!!!.....Arrested for murder!!!!..... ..please tell!!...wots paradise club??..
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....Hey Biba...are you a singer??...
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