Re: The Big Pointless Thread

[jezebel]

Foot long hotdogs..whilst delicious ... force me to eat just like a pig........

[jezebel]

My friends hat and jumper match my piece of chewing gum exactly....pale green.....she she walk down the street holding the chewing gum up by her face....she would look so cool.........

[Nannyjoan]

More people are killed annually by donkeys than are killed in airplane crashes

(Better whisper that in Blackpool .... lol !!)

[jezebel]

........that reminds me.....never......ever ...under no circumstances....even tho tempting..............sleep with donkeys!!.........

[jezebel]

oh god..you said annually!!............... ....I am soooo gonna get told off!!................. ............

[Bones]

[Nannyjoan]

Jez !!

[jezebel]

..told ya NJ...... ...look at the way he's looking at me.....

NR..look...I meant never ever sleep next...next.... to a donkey coz he might kick me to death!!............or summink........... ..........

[munchkin]

oh god..you said annually!!............... ....I am soooo gonna get told off!!................. ............

...........rogered to death by a donkey.......

[Nannyjoan]

Porcupines float in water!

[jezebel]

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Turkeys have balls under their chin!!.......

[Bones]

Does that make them Ball-Chinians?

[jezebel]

yes!!! ... don't tie their scarves up too tight!!..... ..ouch!!.......and they use bollock ointment for a sore throat!!...........

[munchkin]

contrary to popular belief.....Australia is not the biggest island in the world.....it is a continental land mass........the biggest island in the world is Greenland.

[Nannyjoan]

contrary to popular belief.....Australia is not the biggest island in the world.....it is a continental land mass........the biggest island in the world is Greenland.

OOOOOOOOO get you Munch !!

[jezebel]

Carrots are orange beccause blind moles wee on them.....

[munchkin]

contrary to popular belief.....Australia is not the biggest island in the world.....it is a continental land mass........the biggest island in the world is Greenland.

OOOOOOOOO get you Munch !!

i was hammered and staring at my lamp globe...........

[munchkin]

Carrots are orange beccause blind moles wee on them.....

cant remember which does which.......but to find a mate.........either.....M/F .....mole digs in a srtaight line and either....M/F........mole digs in zig zags to heighten the possibility of bumping into each other.

[jezebel]

Cool!!........... ...wow you know lots!!.......... ......d'ya happen to know how worms mate!!............ ..I often wonder!!......... ..on those dark lonely nights..................

[munchkin]

not sure about worms.....aint they mate wiv themselves sort a thang.....hermaphrodites ?..........dunno..

[jezebel]

..dammit!!..I can't believe I missed you Munch...I just went to lunch!!

Anyway...bout the worms..... ....which is the head end..and which is the bum end then..............

[Frog]

They are hermaphrodite but they can't fertilise themselves. A lance comes out of them about halfway up and they wriggle together on it. They do a little dance before to decide who gets their lance out

[munchkin]

so they like sir little knight wormy things.......jousting tournament...........biggest lance wins.......my moneys on sir lancealot........cool.......never knew that.


having looked at footage on a number of occasions.....i dont think that the ball crossed over the line in the 1966 world cup final.......i think that the russian linesman.....was biased......and understandably so........but still.....the ball never crossed the line..........unlucky german peeps.

[munchkin]

..dammit!!..I can't believe I missed you Munch...I just went to lunch!!

Anyway...bout the worms..... ....which is the head end..and which is the bum end then..............

we got plenty o time jez.......watch out pondsters....wen me and jez catch up we gonna do a impression of them worms wriggling together..........just hope your lance aint as big as mine....

[Frog]

Did you know that a ducks quack does not echo?

Apparently this isn't true

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