SNOW!!!!.......

OK..so who thinks the world nearly ended yesterday because of the snow!! ....2 and a half bloody hours to travel a normal 20 minute journey!!!........ ......idiots with tiny round viewing holes in the windscreen......... ......fools driving at rally speeds.. ... ....not a blinkin grit truck in sight!!........Grrrr!!..... ........

So glad I didn't drive yesterday

well I wished I hadn't!!...I didn't today....sod that for a game of soldiers!!...........

Putting yourself at the mercy of Public Transport?? Brave Lady

I know............. ......I'm scared!!.......... ..all those smelly bums on seats!!............ yuck!!...and coughy people!!......... .......

Well...I've just been told I'm gonna get 8 more inches tonight...........

Reckon we might get alot of snow too......

its when your told to expect a foot.........its time to worry.........8 inches ...pffffft.

I'm sure she would love to be expecting a foot but that depends on your shoe size of course

you wanna do me wiv a boot??!!....

Now..don't larf right...but I got lost coming to work this morning!!......... ...who's larfing!!........ ...I had to walk coz my last bus woz cancelled...so I huddled in my big furry coat and just kept walking round the back streets.............. ..completely lost my bearings and went round in circles for an hour!!.......... dammit!!........... ..stoopid me!!.....

....I knew it!!....I knew you'd larf!!.........And I thought you woz being all sympathetic at first...........then I scrolled down and I knew summink woz coming!!........... ........I coulda died of hypermania or pernewmonia............... ....or summink!!..........

you wanna do me wiv a boot??!!....



nah .......i wanna do you wiv me ****........

..you norty norty Munchie!!...... ......now....I just gotta work out wot the stars stand for...........****..... ...er....snow maybe!!.......... .....Munch wants to do me wiv...snow!!...Yahooo...snowball fight!!...............

Think munch might prefer a Ball fight without the snow.....

Ya think!!.......... ..............kay!!.......I'm gonna play the ball game.......get ya balls out Munch....... ..........I'm great wiv balls!!...... .....aint I NR!!..............

I'd say your greatness with Balls depends on your mood at the time......

Wots that supposed to mean!!............ .........oh.....I remember... ...now look......you healed much quicker than the doctors said............ .........and you know I never meant to do that............... ..............that hard............... .................

I know you didn't mean to do it that hard.....

You meant to do it harder

I remember that, it was me that found you on the floor of the dungeon covered in silly string and Old Spice, I've never been more disgusted in my whole life

....... .....if I remember rightly.....it woz a total and honest mistake....my hand slipped!!................ ...a few times!!.........

Lily...it woz a party remember!!.......... ...and I loosened the handcuffs from them mediately wen he screamed...... .......the fifth time............

But Old Spice Jez!! The poor guy smelt like an ageing Lothario . I wanted to throw up every time he walked into the room and that was before I saw what you'd done to his family jewels

Honest mistake!!!!?????????

jezebel wrote:Ya think!!.......... ..............kay!!.......I'm gonna play the ball game.......get ya balls out Munch....... ..........I'm great wiv balls!!...... .....aint I NR!!..............

you wanna play wiv me balls ???.....cooooool......crack on.......i'll just light this cigar and sip me pina colada........oh you meant snowballs......sure.....i'll snowball fight wiv ya........just dont put those little cheaty pebbles in the middle.....

munchkin wrote:

jezebel wrote:Ya think!!.......... ..............kay!!.......I'm gonna play the ball game.......get ya balls out Munch....... ..........I'm great wiv balls!!...... .....aint I NR!!..............

you wanna play wiv me balls ???.....cooooool......crack on.......i'll just light this cigar and sip me pina colada........oh you meant snowballs......sure.....i'll snowball fight wiv ya........just dont put those little cheaty pebbles in the middle.....

A-hem........ ....brave man!!..........dum de dum!... ...someone who trusts me wiv his balls!!......... ....Ok...you asked for it!!............