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Post by jezebel on 1st December 2010, 12:29 pm

OK..so who thinks the world nearly ended yesterday because of the snow!! Blizzard Mad ....2 and a half bloody hours to travel a normal 20 minute journey!!!........ Mad ......idiots with tiny round viewing holes in the windscreen......... Neutral ......fools driving at rally speeds..Asshole ... Ninja ....not a blinkin grit truck in sight!!........Grrrr!!..... Numpty ........

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Post by Bones on 1st December 2010, 2:05 pm

So glad I didn't drive yesterday dancin

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Post by jezebel on 1st December 2010, 2:54 pm

Swear well I wished I hadn't!!...I didn't today....sod that for a game of soldiers!!........... Hmph

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Post by Bones on 1st December 2010, 2:58 pm

Putting yourself at the mercy of Public Transport?? Shocked Brave Lady Worship

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Post by jezebel on 1st December 2010, 3:23 pm

Shocked I know............. pale ......I'm scared!!.......... affraid affraid ..all those smelly bums on seats!!............ pale yuck!!...and coughy people!!......... affraid .......

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Post by jezebel on 1st December 2010, 4:19 pm

Well...I've just been told I'm gonna get 8 more inches tonight........... Shocked

Reckon we might get alot of snow too...... mutley

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Post by munchkin on 1st December 2010, 7:05 pm

its when your told to expect a foot.........its time to worry.........8 inches ...pffffft. Wink
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Post by Bones on 2nd December 2010, 9:00 am

I'm sure she would love to be expecting a foot but that depends on your shoe size of course Laughing

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Post by jezebel on 2nd December 2010, 1:38 pm

Shocked you wanna do me wiv a boot??!!.... Shocked

Now..don't larf right...but I got lost coming to work this morning!!......... Suspect ...who's larfing!!........ Hmph ...I had to walk coz my last bus woz cancelled...so I huddled in my big furry coat and just kept walking round the back streets.............. Mental ..completely lost my bearings and went round in circles for an hour!!.......... Neutral dammit!!........... Swear ..stoopid me!!..... Neutral

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Post by Bones on 2nd December 2010, 2:28 pm

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Post by jezebel on 2nd December 2010, 2:40 pm

Mad Mad Mad ....I knew it!!....I knew you'd larf!!.........And I thought you woz being all sympathetic at first...........then I scrolled down and I knew summink woz coming!!........... Suspect Suspect Suspect ........I coulda died of hypermania or pernewmonia............... Hmph ....or summink!!.......... Suspect

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Post by munchkin on 3rd December 2010, 5:43 am

you wanna do me wiv a boot??!!....



nah .......i wanna do you wiv me ****........
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Post by jezebel on 3rd December 2010, 10:50 am

mutley ..you norty norty Munchie!!...... mutley ......now....I just gotta work out wot the stars stand for...........****..... thinking ...er....snow maybe!!.......... Yahoo .....Munch wants to do me wiv...snow!!...Yahooo...snowball fight!!............... Yahoo

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Post by Bones on 3rd December 2010, 10:52 am

Think munch might prefer a Ball fight without the snow.....

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Post by jezebel on 3rd December 2010, 11:02 am

Ya think!!.......... Shocked ..............kay!!.......I'm gonna play the ball game.......get ya balls out Munch....... Twisted Evil ..........I'm great wiv balls!!...... Yahoo .....aint I NR!!.............. Twisted Evil

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Post by Bones on 3rd December 2010, 11:06 am

I'd say your greatness with Balls depends on your mood at the time...... Suspect

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Post by jezebel on 3rd December 2010, 11:12 am

Wots that supposed to mean!!............ Suspect .........oh.....I remember... Shocked ...now look......you healed much quicker than the doctors said............ Shocked .........and you know I never meant to do that............... Hmph ..............that hard............... Suspect .................

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Post by Bones on 3rd December 2010, 2:55 pm

I know you didn't mean to do it that hard.....

You meant to do it harder Suspect

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Post by Frog on 3rd December 2010, 3:01 pm

I remember that, it was me that found you on the floor of the dungeon covered in silly string and Old Spice, I've never been more disgusted in my whole life Hmph

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Post by jezebel on 3rd December 2010, 3:11 pm

Shocked .......Suspect .....if I remember rightly.....it woz a total and honest mistake....my hand slipped!!................ Hmph ...a few times!!......... Suspect

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Post by jezebel on 3rd December 2010, 3:13 pm

Lily...it woz a party remember!!.......... Shocked ...and I loosened the handcuffs from them mediately wen he screamed...... Suspect .......the fifth time............ Hmph

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Post by Frog on 3rd December 2010, 3:14 pm

But Old Spice Jez!! The poor guy smelt like an ageing Lothario . I wanted to throw up every time he walked into the room and that was before I saw what you'd done to his family jewels Vomit

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Post by Bones on 3rd December 2010, 3:15 pm

Honest mistake!!!!????????? Shocked Shocked Shocked Thud

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Post by munchkin on 4th December 2010, 8:34 am

jezebel wrote:Ya think!!.......... Shocked ..............kay!!.......I'm gonna play the ball game.......get ya balls out Munch....... Twisted Evil ..........I'm great wiv balls!!...... Yahoo .....aint I NR!!.............. Twisted Evil


you wanna play wiv me balls ???.....cooooool......crack on.......i'll just light this cigar and sip me pina colada........oh you meant snowballs......sure.....i'll snowball fight wiv ya........just dont put those little cheaty pebbles in the middle..... Lily
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Post by jezebel on 7th December 2010, 2:58 pm

munchkin wrote:
jezebel wrote:Ya think!!.......... Shocked ..............kay!!.......I'm gonna play the ball game.......get ya balls out Munch....... Twisted Evil ..........I'm great wiv balls!!...... Yahoo .....aint I NR!!.............. Twisted Evil


you wanna play wiv me balls ???.....cooooool......crack on.......i'll just light this cigar and sip me pina colada........oh you meant snowballs......sure.....i'll snowball fight wiv ya........just dont put those little cheaty pebbles in the middle..... Lily

A-hem........ lol ....brave man!!..........dum de dum!... ...someone who trusts me wiv his balls!!......... Dominatrix ....Ok...you asked for it!!............ Dominatrix

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