Thought For The Day...
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Nannyjoan
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Frog
jezebel
El_Guapo
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Thought For The Day...
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
'How old are you?' I'm four and a half!' you're never thirty-six and a half. you're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
'How old are you?' I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life ... You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony ... YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed.
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50.
And your dreams are gone.
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would.
So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday.
You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90's, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again.' I'm 100 and a half!'
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
'How old are you?' I'm four and a half!' you're never thirty-six and a half. you're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
'How old are you?' I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life ... You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony ... YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed.
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50.
And your dreams are gone.
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would.
So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday.
You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90's, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again.' I'm 100 and a half!'
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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...whoa!!.....That's quite alot of thoughts El-guapo!!.........I'm exhausted!!.... .......good points tho!!........
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My thought for the day..........
Closeness is nothing to do with distance!!...........
Read that on a bus-stop poster!!.
Closeness is nothing to do with distance!!...........
Read that on a bus-stop poster!!.
jezebel- Queen of Flirt......
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my thought for the day is.........why me ?
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
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My thought of the day is...In 5 hours I'll be going home!!
jezebel- Queen of Flirt......
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.......NEVER give to receive........
...cept at christmas...and birthdays.......oh....and anniversaries....oh and special occasions......
...cept at christmas...and birthdays.......oh....and anniversaries....oh and special occasions......
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When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question :
How would the Lone Ranger handle this ... ??
How would the Lone Ranger handle this ... ??
Nannyjoan- Hatchling
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...hiya nannyjoan..i'm testing the colour of this post...coz I love yours.........
jezebel- Queen of Flirt......
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ok..it didn't work!!...how did you do that NJ.........
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jezebel- Queen of Flirt......
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Cool...I dunnit!!.
jezebel- Queen of Flirt......
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Well you're easily pleased
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only on wednesdays....you must try harder every other day...............
jezebel- Queen of Flirt......
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jezebel wrote: only on wednesdays....you must try harder every other day...............
You obviously figured it out Jez ... well done you !!
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Rome did not create an Empire by having meetings - they did it by killing all those who opposed them
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fanku...fanku mam!!
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Work is liking taking a sledge across the Arctic - only the lead dog has a pleasant view !!
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Me too!!...... ...how right is that!!!!
jezebel- Queen of Flirt......
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Frog wrote:I like that one Joan
I have loads more !! Will post regularly for your entertainment and amusement forum buds !!
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Frog wrote: Nannyjoan, the thought in our day
Awww ... I is blushing !!
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