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Post by El_Guapo on 8th July 2010, 11:54 am

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

'How old are you?' I'm four and a half!' you're never thirty-six and a half. you're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

'How old are you?' I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life ... You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony ... YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed.

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50.

And your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would.

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday.

You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90's, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again.' I'm 100 and a half!'

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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Post by jezebel on 8th July 2010, 12:57 pm

Rolling Eyes ...whoa!!.....That's quite alot of thoughts El-guapo!!.........I'm exhausted!!.... Shocked .......good points tho!!........ LP Very Happy

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Post by jezebel on 8th July 2010, 12:58 pm

My thought for the day..........

Closeness is nothing to do with distance!!........... Very Happy






















Read that on a bus-stop poster!!.

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Post by Frog on 10th July 2010, 3:10 pm

That's a really nice thought Lulu Very Happy

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Post by munchkin on 29th July 2010, 2:55 pm

my thought for the day is.........why me ?
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Post by Frog on 29th July 2010, 10:46 pm

Anyone ever noticed:

Maddie = I'm dead

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Post by Frog on 23rd November 2010, 9:15 am

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

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Post by jezebel on 23rd November 2010, 11:44 am

My thought of the day is...In 5 hours I'll be going home!! Yahoo

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Post by jezebel on 24th November 2010, 11:09 am

thinking .......NEVER give to receive........

...cept at christmas...and birthdays.......oh....and anniversaries....oh and special occasions......

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Re: Thought For The Day...

Post by Nannyjoan on 24th November 2010, 11:41 am

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question :

How would the Lone Ranger handle this ... ??
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Post by jezebel on 24th November 2010, 12:01 pm

...hiya nannyjoan..i'm testing the colour of this post...coz I love yours......... Very Happy

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Post by jezebel on 24th November 2010, 12:02 pm

Suspect ok..it didn't work!!...how did you do that NJ......... Sad

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Post by jezebel on 24th November 2010, 12:07 pm

test

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Post by jezebel on 24th November 2010, 12:08 pm

Cool...I dunnit!!.

Yahoo

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Post by Bones on 24th November 2010, 1:48 pm

Well you're easily pleased Laughing

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Post by jezebel on 24th November 2010, 2:28 pm

Stoned only on wednesdays....you must try harder every other day............... Raspberry

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Post by Nannyjoan on 24th November 2010, 8:01 pm

jezebel wrote: Stoned only on wednesdays....you must try harder every other day............... Raspberry

You obviously figured it out Jez ... well done you !!
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Post by Nannyjoan on 25th November 2010, 9:10 am

Rome did not create an Empire by having meetings - they did it by killing all those who opposed them
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Post by jezebel on 25th November 2010, 1:04 pm

fanku...fanku mam!!

Very Happy Wink

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Post by Nannyjoan on 26th November 2010, 12:03 pm

Work is liking taking a sledge across the Arctic - only the lead dog has a pleasant view !!
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Post by Frog on 26th November 2010, 6:12 pm

I like that one Joan lol

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Post by jezebel on 26th November 2010, 6:19 pm

Me too!!...... lol! ...how right is that!!!!

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Post by Nannyjoan on 26th November 2010, 8:46 pm

Frog wrote:I like that one Joan lol

I have loads more !! Will post regularly for your entertainment and amusement forum buds !!
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Post by Frog on 27th November 2010, 4:07 pm

cheers Nannyjoan, the thought in our day cheers

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Post by Nannyjoan on 29th November 2010, 10:52 am

Frog wrote:cheers Nannyjoan, the thought in our day cheers

Awww ... I is blushing !! Embarassed
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