Re: Jezzers fake garden

by **Bones** 7th October 2009, 3:10 pm

Pretty doesn't stop the bees from being confused little insects. Aimlessly wondering from place to place only to find "Silk" instead of golden pollen. Crying or Very sad

You expect bees to be Einstiens? THEY ONLY HAVE LITTLE BRAINS!!!!!! Crying or Very sad

And you don't see sick little baby bees because they're all in the Bee Hospital in the Beetensive care unit wondering why daddy bee didn't love them enough to bring them real pollen instead of the silk reall looking crap!!!! Crying or Very sad

AND I DON'T EAT HONEY!!!!!

by **Frog** 7th October 2009, 3:11 pm

Not me, I can't stand honey! My concern is the ecologial damage that Jez's one woman bee massacre is reaping. I have seen bee movie, I know what you're doing Jez Suspect

by **Bones** 7th October 2009, 3:13 pm

YEAH! Keeping all the real flowers to herself hoping the bees won't notice! Mad

by **Frog** 7th October 2009, 3:14 pm

Damn you Jezabellllllllllllll Mad

by **jezebel** 7th October 2009, 3:18 pm

Well they don't have to come in my bl*oody garden!!!....... Evil or Very Mad

...why don't they go and find a garden with REAL sunflowers!!.........and I thought baby bees were maggoty things!!!!............Are you trying to con me!!!.............. Suspect

by **Frog** 7th October 2009, 3:31 pm

Damn it NR, I think she's onto us Suspect

by **Bones** 7th October 2009, 3:34 pm

It was the bees garden before it was yours. You have no right to put fake flowers in the garden no matter how beautiful they may be!!! Evil or Very Mad

And baby bees are maggoty little things, but they need real flowers to become fat little yellow & black things with wings! Mad

by **Frog** 7th October 2009, 3:36 pm

(nice recovery Wink

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by **jezebel** 7th October 2009, 3:43 pm

You two are in cahoots!!....... Suspect

.......they can just sod off and feed their maggots from someone elses pollen filled flowers!!........ Mad

...oh and it's alright if they sting me........oh yes....little buggers get away with murder and I can't have silk flowers!!......... Evil or Very Mad

THE SILK STAYS!!............ Twisted Evil

by **Bones** 7th October 2009, 3:49 pm

Actually a bee would only sting you if it felt threatened by you & once a bee stings you it dies making YOU the murderer!!!! Mad

You can have silk anything, but fake flowers should stay in your house. Real flowers should be outside. And your choice to have fake flowers outside is detrimental to the Bee population, To the Wasp population, to the Butterfly population & to the flower population! They will rise up against you as one to lay their vengeance upon thee! Mad

by **Frog** 7th October 2009, 3:49 pm

You have overlooked one tiny little problem though haven’t you? All the sunflowers are going to seed now, petals have dropped and there is no pollen left for the bees. So they#re flying around thinking “shit man, I need some more pollen before winter comes or my baybees will freeze to death” suddenly they see your flowers and think “Aw man, that’s the gold at the end of my rainbow. That blonde lady watering those baskets has saved my arse” So he flies down and has a go, so do all his mates and before you know it EVERY BEE IN BRITAIN HAS DIED THANKS TO YOUR SELFISHNESS! Mad

by **Bones** 7th October 2009, 3:54 pm

She's a Fake flower showing Bee Murderer Mad

by **jezebel** 7th October 2009, 3:56 pm

JESUS YOU TWO!!.......... Mad

....so now I'm responsible for butterflies and wasps now!!............... Evil or Very Mad

........AT LEAST I GIVE THEM HOPE!!...when everything else is dead!!............. Twisted Evil

...what's wrong with that!!!.....I give them nest building silk!!................Ungrateful bl*oody insects!!.... Evil or Very Mad

and too right the bugger dies if he wants to stick his arse in my hand!!............ Twisted Evil

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by **Frog** 7th October 2009, 4:00 pm

That's not what you said to me Wink

by **Bones** 7th October 2009, 4:10 pm

Hope? Yeah, you give them hope when they see your beautiful real looking flowers......

And then that hope is dashed when the find that the flowers are nothing but cheap immitations. How would you like it if you were hungry & someone offered you a burger only for you to bite into it & find that as beautiful as it looks it's made of silk?

May the insect pollen collecting world have mercy on you!

by **jezebel** 7th October 2009, 4:17 pm

(((sssshhh)).......that was supposed to be our secret!!............and will you please tell everyone I did not kill all the bees!!........some..............well several..... Rolling Eyes

...maybe....but not all!!....oh...and some wasps........and just a coupla butterflies...............ok....and two maggoty baby bees........... Suspect

Yeah ...well at least they're too stupid with tiny brains to know it was me wot put them there!!..... Suspect

my conscious is clear!!................they smile away.......fools!!......... Twisted Evil