Jezzers fake garden
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Jezzers fake garden
Jezabel has been displaying fake flowers in her garden and passing them off as her own! How do you all feel about being lied to like this? I for one am shocked and appalled
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Why you little................
jezebel- Queen of Flirt......
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I am outraged at this! Fake flowers should not be passed off as ones own real flowers. I feel betrayed & I'm going to have a little cry.......
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Kitt...........
I wished I'd never told you now you little snitchy squirt!!.......... and you can stop blubbing NR.......... ........there's only one or two!!................godammit!!.........
I wished I'd never told you now you little snitchy squirt!!.......... and you can stop blubbing NR.......... ........there's only one or two!!................godammit!!.........
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Kitt I didn't say she's been nicking flowers did I? Please try and be as outraged as the rest of us by this deception.
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LIES LIES & MORE LIES JEZ!!! HOW CAN I EVER TRUST YOU AGAIN??!!
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..now you've made me really mad!!.........THEY LOOK REAL!!.....grr
I feel no shame........ I'll get you two back for this....
I feel no shame........ I'll get you two back for this....
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They look real!!??
THEY LOOK REAL!!!!
THEY LOOK REAL!!!!????
Do they smell real?? Huh huh, do they?
Do the real bees buzz around them & harvest the real looking pollen?
Do real butterfly's grace their real looking petals? Huh Huh, Do they?
How do you think those bees feel huh? When they can't bring any pollen home to the wife & can't put pollen on the table! The little bee children sitting there hungry. All the other bee kids tease them because they're skinner than the other bees. And what does daddy bee say huh? What's the only thing daddy bee can come out with after failing his wife & children?? "Well, the flower looked real....." That's all he can say! Looking real doesn't feed his bee wife & bee children does it!!!??
And then you have to cheek to say you're mad!!!!
I'm so upset!!
THEY LOOK REAL!!!!
THEY LOOK REAL!!!!????
Do they smell real?? Huh huh, do they?
Do the real bees buzz around them & harvest the real looking pollen?
Do real butterfly's grace their real looking petals? Huh Huh, Do they?
How do you think those bees feel huh? When they can't bring any pollen home to the wife & can't put pollen on the table! The little bee children sitting there hungry. All the other bee kids tease them because they're skinner than the other bees. And what does daddy bee say huh? What's the only thing daddy bee can come out with after failing his wife & children?? "Well, the flower looked real....." That's all he can say! Looking real doesn't feed his bee wife & bee children does it!!!??
And then you have to cheek to say you're mad!!!!
I'm so upset!!
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I GAVE THEM HYDRANGEAS!!.......... ...they're quite filling!!... and nutritious for crise sake!!
Stupid bees!!.........(((sulking now))).
Stupid bees!!.........(((sulking now))).
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Exactly kitt. I can just see them now:
"Oooh! There's a flower! Why can't I get any pollen? This isn't real pollen! This is cheap processed pollen! This is a cheap processed flower!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!! I've been fooled!! Must fly away....................................... Oooh! There's a flower! Why can't I get any pollen? This isn't real pollen! This is cheap processed pollen! This is a cheap processed flower!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!! I've been fooled!! Must fly away.........................................
Oooh! There's a flower!..........."
"Oooh! There's a flower! Why can't I get any pollen? This isn't real pollen! This is cheap processed pollen! This is a cheap processed flower!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!! I've been fooled!! Must fly away....................................... Oooh! There's a flower! Why can't I get any pollen? This isn't real pollen! This is cheap processed pollen! This is a cheap processed flower!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!! I've been fooled!! Must fly away.........................................
Oooh! There's a flower!..........."
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How could you do this to them Jez, the bee population is already in decline and you are perpetuating their downfall. I’m so ashamed of you
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(((tip toe)))
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Why thank you Curious!!.........I pride myself on my bush!!.......... ......REAL bush!!............. ..at least someone looks at my bush with pride!!.........
And they are SILK lily......not plastic!!!!!.........
And they are SILK lily......not plastic!!!!!.........
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yes...coz they flutter like REAL petals!!................
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Awww...thanks Kitt!!.......... ..they are!!............and the boys are just being mean!!........ ...they don't really care about the bees....they know I give them hydrangeas!!.........
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And what if the bees are allergic to you hydrangeas' huh? What can they do then? Go get some silk?
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Look...i admit I con the bees!!...............alright!!....... .........but they will keep looking and trying!!..........It's not my fault they're stupid!!.... .....and I haven't seen one sick baby bee yet NR!!!..................well...... ...there was one.......and that other one flew into the fence ....I'm sure of it!!.......
OMG...Kitt you're right!!... ..you two are just in it for yourselves!!!...I knew it!!!.........
OMG...Kitt you're right!!... ..you two are just in it for yourselves!!!...I knew it!!!.........
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