Re: The Big Pointless Thread

by **Bones** 18th September 2009, 4:33 pm

Although Mercury is the closest planet to the Sun, it's only the 3rd warmest....... Shocked

by **Frog** 18th September 2009, 4:35 pm

Earth has a higher mass than Jupiter!

by **Frog** 18th September 2009, 4:36 pm

In Raiders of the Lost Ark there is a wall carving of R2-D2 and C-3P0 behind the ark

by **Frog** 18th September 2009, 4:38 pm

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

by **Bones** 18th September 2009, 4:38 pm

Large quantities of chocolate will have the same chemical reaction on the body as sex........

Now you know why the lady loves Milk Tray cheers

by **Frog** 18th September 2009, 4:39 pm

The words "Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatossilphioparaomelitoatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolatoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon", "Taumatawhakatangihangihangakoauotamateaturipukakapiikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu" and "Nordosterjokustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranlaggningmaerielunderhallsuppfoljknintssystemdiskussionsinlaggsforberedelsearbeten" are all in the spell checker, but not in any dictionary, yet the words ""Pnemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" and "Floccipaucinihilipilification" are in the English Dictionary, but not in the spell checker!

by **Frog** 18th September 2009, 4:40 pm

There is a city in Norway called "Hell"

So Hell really does freeze over quite regularly Bolt

by **Bones** 18th September 2009, 4:40 pm

Some paintings found in Egypt depict that condoms were used by Egyptians thousands of years back some time before 950 B.C. The use of condoms was not only found in Egypt, but some paintings from Europe also show the same thing, however the paintings in Europe are not that old as far as the time-line concerned that is related to Egyptian condom history, but it can be considered the earliest note of condom use in the modern times.

by **Bones** 18th September 2009, 4:46 pm

If you cut off the head of a cockroach it dies of starvation Shocked

Cockroaches would also survive a Nuclear War! Shocked

by **Frog** 18th September 2009, 4:46 pm

Leonardo da Vinci invented the scissors.

by **Bones** 18th September 2009, 4:47 pm

The longest Penis ever recorded was 18" long & belonged to a white guy! Shocked

I knew that Black guys thing was a myth! rofl

by **Frog** 18th September 2009, 4:49 pm

I've seen the pictures, makes you wonder how he walked!! Shocked

by **Frog** 18th September 2009, 4:50 pm

There are 1,792 steps in the Eiffel Tower

by **Bones** 18th September 2009, 4:50 pm

You know he must've been a virgin! rofl

by **Frog** 18th September 2009, 4:51 pm

NR_TOAB wrote:You know he must've been a virgin!

You should introduce him to your ex rofl

by **Bones** 18th September 2009, 4:53 pm

LP wrote:
NR_TOAB wrote:You know he must've been a virgin!

You should introduce him to your ex

by **Bones** 18th September 2009, 4:54 pm

Lulu wrote:Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.

So it's good for the skin! No excuse not to give her a facial now! cheers

by **Frog** 18th September 2009, 4:54 pm

The bikini bathing suit was so named because it was created the same year the atomic bomb was tested on Bikini Isalnd

by **Bones** 18th September 2009, 4:57 pm

A turtle can breathe through its arse! Shocked

That's a good trick

by **Frog** 18th September 2009, 4:58 pm

Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village"

by **Bones** 18th September 2009, 5:00 pm

An owl has three eyelids....

by **Bones** 18th September 2009, 5:00 pm

Lulu wrote:This one is for NR
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy

That explains............. Well, nothing really! Now I'm just confused!

by **Bones** 18th September 2009, 5:02 pm

It's impossible for an adult human to keep their eyes open while they sneeze......

by **Bones** 18th September 2009, 5:04 pm

Because I should be getting offered more sex than I am! rofl

by **Bones** 18th September 2009, 5:06 pm

The sun shrinks five feet every hour Shocked

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