If you're on your own today.......

....just pop in here!!... ....it's a quiet little topic!!.... .....you can sit about... .. ...have a drink or two!!.... ..... ...eat popcorn!!.. .. ...have a little shimmy... .... ....smoke a spliff!!... ..... ....... .....say a little prayer ...if that's your thing!!!......and reflect on the wonders of life!!!....... .........

and talk to yourself .......like me........

I think you going a little crazy lady

Hey Lil....... ....er.....this is my happy place actually!!......... .....for when I'm on my own!!...wot you doing here!!..... ....

Just popped in to feed you, it's in the bowl in corner, I'm off again now

................I'm going to pretend you didn't try to feed me!!.......... ....in that little bowl ... ....in the corner!!.......... ....wots in it anyway!!..........

Sumfink speshal, you'll like it. Just close your eyes and dive right in

No way!!....you sound drunk............ ..it's prolly maggot infested gunk!!...or sumfink!!.............. ...

Ok...I'll have a quick look.... ...very quick!!..........

Did you like it?

....yes!!!!...........you sod!!............. .....it looked ok.......so I tried it.. ...now I have a rash on my bosoms!!............. .......and my left elbow!!......... ...oh and one toe has swollen up.......... ...and my tongue is abit green at the edges.............

sigh!!..........it's lovely in here!!............ ...pooof!!....... ahhhh!!...................................on my own!!.............

.....well.....here I am..... ...having a lazy time in my happy place...............


on my own.......

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it's getting hot in here!!................on my own.....

Well I'm not so...............

You definitely going crazy lady

....bit!!........

Cool

.......NR said he wouldn't leave me..... ..just about 5 minutes before he did!!................

You sure? Doesn't sound like Dr Bones to me You been on the Absinthe this morning

...well do you see him anywhere!!............. ........I had one bottle godammit!!... .............

I see, perhaps a little lie down might be a good idea, you've had a busy morning

.......... lie down......... ...wot so you can put itching powder down my knickers..or summink!!......

Already done it

...you git!!.........mitching like mad on my bum now!! ....get me some ointment!!..........

Haven't got any, you could always sit in the blocked urinal outside

.......no fanks!!...........I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than sit in your poo!!............