Movie/TV Quotes

I smell...... I smell........ I smell....... PUSSY!

Well, we would smell like pussy to a bunch of DICKS!

(House Party)

*In the jungle being confronted by a large male gorilla*

Prof: (Whisper) Don't run

Guide: (Whisper) I know.....

Prof: (Whisper) If you Run he'll chase you.....

Guide: (Whisper) I know......

*Gorilla roars & beats his chest. Turns & walks away*

Guide: (Popping up from bushes) Ah, good job!

Prof: What happened to you?

Guide: I ran away

(Congo)

Hi Lulu

I ain't getting on no plane.....

(A-Team)

I love that film sooooooo much, I saw the film before reading the book but I think they are both superb!

Girl Groups!!! Boogie woogie on the piano??!! What were you thinking??!!!!

(Sister Act. Gets me laughing every time!)

Cagney to his woman..followed by a grapefuit squashed in the gob.............."there you go with that wishing stuff again!!"

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The Shining!! Isn't it?

Hello Fluffy!!.........

NR_TOAB wrote:YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

YEAH!!...I ORDERED A CODE RED!!!

YOU FREEZE BITCH!!!!
Now, back up, put the gun down & gimme a packet of tropical fruit bubblicious.......

And some skittles......

Come closer...Clarice!!

Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing

(Merry Madagascar)

Gaarry..Gaaarry!!......

(only fools and horses)

feed him to the pigs errol


bricktop (snatch)

When you have to shoot...shoot. Don't talk.