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Post by Frog on 6th December 2010, 11:56 am

A jiffy is an actual measure of time 1/100 of a second

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Re: The Big Pointless Thread

Post by jezebel on 7th December 2010, 2:47 pm

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jezebel wrote: Swear ..dammit!!..I can't believe I missed you Munch...I just went to lunch!!

Anyway...bout the worms..... thinking ....which is the head end..and which is the bum end then.............. scratch



we got plenty o time jez.......watch out pondsters....wen me and jez catch up we gonna do a impression of them worms wriggling together..........just hope your lance aint as big as mine.... Twisted Evil Pinch DT

heh heh!!....... Twisted Evil ..we need to make sure we sort our ends out tho king fu dude!!..... mutley .....could get...messy!!............

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Post by jezebel on 7th December 2010, 2:49 pm

Frog wrote:They are hermaphrodite but they can't fertilise themselves. A lance comes out of them about halfway up and they wriggle together on it. They do a little dance before to decide who gets their lance out Laughing


Shocked ...so....which one does the lance come out of!!........has one got a hole for the lance then....... thinking .this is intriguing!!...... thinking

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Re: The Big Pointless Thread

Post by Frog on 9th December 2010, 3:17 pm

They both have a lance and a hole, they dance together to decide who gets to give and who gets to take....... I think Dunno

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Post by jezebel on 10th December 2010, 11:24 am

Both have lances and holes!!........... Shocked ........wotta life!!....... :cunning:

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Re: The Big Pointless Thread

Post by Frog on 10th December 2010, 2:25 pm

I know, I'd never go anywhere Laughing

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Post by munchkin on 11th December 2010, 11:57 pm

Frog wrote:I know, I'd never go anywhere Laughing


nor do the worms ....hardly lol
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Post by munchkin on 12th December 2010, 12:00 am

jezebel wrote:Both have lances and holes!!........... Shocked ........wotta life!!....... :cunning:


he he he .........i'll never look at them in the same light again.......you know......as an excellent possible source of protein Laughing
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Post by jezebel on 13th December 2010, 11:14 am

That's all I woz thinking too dude!!............. .........food!!........wouldn't fancy eating a winkie tho....hope I accidentally choose the one with the hole!!.............. Stoned

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Post by munchkin on 16th December 2010, 6:28 am

peeled and boiled hot sweet chestnuts are delicious served with butter and salad cream.......roast chestnuts suck. Jumping
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Post by Frog on 16th December 2010, 4:37 pm

jezebel wrote:That's all I woz thinking too dude!!............. .........food!!........wouldn't fancy eating a winkie tho....hope I accidentally choose the one with the hole!!.............. Stoned

I don't think you've quite got this yet, they both have a hole and they both have a lance but they don't use them at the same time Rolling Eyes

Mind you, worm orgies must be amazing!! Shocked

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Post by jezebel on 16th December 2010, 5:43 pm

Frog wrote:
jezebel wrote:That's all I woz thinking too dude!!............. .........food!!........wouldn't fancy eating a winkie tho....hope I accidentally choose the one with the hole!!.............. Stoned

I don't think you've quite got this yet, they both have a hole and they both have a lance but they don't use them at the same time Rolling Eyes

Mind you, worm orgies must be amazing!! Shocked

Suspect .....ok...I hope I eat the one who's winkie isn't out at the moment I eat it.....on its being a girl day!!....... Hmph

Worm orgies could be a catastrope dude!!......... Shocked ...wot if they all got their lances out and there wasn't a hole to be seen!!....bummer!!

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Post by jezebel on 13th January 2011, 4:05 pm

When you wash your hair next time.....towel dry it and while you're rubbing say this in your mind!!

Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga.......

That's what it sounds like....... LP

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Post by Bones on 14th January 2011, 9:45 am

The Bacteria which causes smelly feet is also found in cheese........ LP

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Post by jezebel on 14th January 2011, 1:05 pm

chugga chugga chugga chugga.........just washed my hair!!.....bout to have a cheese sandwich made from my feet skin now!!........ Very Happy ....with brown sauce made from my................ naughty

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Post by Bones on 14th January 2011, 1:29 pm

Shocked Vomit

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Post by jezebel on 14th January 2011, 2:20 pm

mutley

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Post by Frog on 16th January 2011, 12:54 pm

Vomit

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Post by jezebel on 16th January 2011, 5:18 pm

Sad my samwich woz disgusting!!..... Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

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Post by Frog on 17th January 2011, 11:21 am

Really Shocked but it sounded so good Drool

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Post by Frog on 17th January 2011, 1:50 pm

There is a species of Frog in Cameroon that, when threatened, breaks it's own fingers and shoves the broken ends through its skin to form claws!! Shocked Agree

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Post by munchkin on 20th January 2011, 5:19 am

bubble wrap was accidentally invented in 1957 ....they were trying to make plastic wallpaper....... Very Happy
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Post by Frog on 20th January 2011, 2:51 pm

Really? lol

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Re: The Big Pointless Thread

Post by munchkin on 20th January 2011, 7:03 pm

yeah richard hammond told me on brainiac science abuse...lol....the tv options in the early hours are mind boggling
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Post by Bones on 21st January 2011, 1:43 pm

It's true!

Unintentional Invention
Bubble Wrap was invented in 1957 by Alfred W. Fielding and Marc Chavannes, who were trying to create a new kind of textured plastic wallpaper with a paper backing. Their original purpose for Bubble Wrap was to create a wallpaper that was easy to apply to walls with its paper backing but also easy to clean thanks to its plastic surface. Their attempts at creating this wallpaper failed, but they realized the material they had made--plastic sheets covered with tiny bubbles filled with compressed air--could be useful as a packing material because the material was flexible and able to cushion fragile objects.


Read more: What Was the Original Purpose of Bubble Wrap? | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/about_5329609_original-purpose-bubble-wrap.html#ixzz1Bg2wUAbd

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