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Post by Bones on 3rd February 2010, 10:17 am

There is no more and no less water on this planet than there always has been........

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Post by Bones on 3rd February 2010, 12:10 pm

Polar Ice Caps didn't used to exist on this planet.........

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Post by jezebel on 3rd February 2010, 8:19 pm

Count the number of boobs in the Sunday Sport...and you will always come to an odd figure!!............ LP

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Post by Bones on 3rd February 2010, 8:57 pm

A day is actually 23 hours & 56 minutes......... That's how long it takes the planet to complete one rotation.......

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Post by jezebel on 3rd February 2010, 9:34 pm

French knickers...are actually....loose knickers with wide legs .......originating from Can Can dancers.....

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Post by Bones on 3rd February 2010, 9:51 pm

Smelly feet are caused by the same bacteria found in cheese.........

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Post by jezebel on 3rd February 2010, 9:58 pm

Shocked

the moon is nothing but a big round smelly foot!!........... Laughing

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Post by Bones on 4th February 2010, 9:45 am

Men are more likely to believe in love at first sight than women. The average man claims to have fallen in love 2.9 times, the average woman just 2.2. The most susceptible men are likely to be aged between 41 and 55 and to live in London.

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Post by Bones on 4th February 2010, 11:22 am

Research has shown that women talk almost three times as much as men, with females talking on average 20,000 words a day and males just 7,000. The findings suggested that women also talk more quickly and devote more brain cells to chatting – while the male brain's capacity for communication is inhibited by testosterone. "Women have an eight-lane superhighway for processing emotion," explained Dr Luan Brizendine, the author of the study, "while men have a small country road."

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Post by jezebel on 4th February 2010, 3:05 pm

Did you know that the most painful part of a sex change from a man to a woman.....is not when they chop off ya bits!!..Contrary to popular belief....its when they shrink your brain and widen your mouth!!!....

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Post by Bones on 4th February 2010, 3:10 pm

scratch How can they shrink the brain if they've just cut it off??? scratch


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Post by jezebel on 4th February 2010, 3:14 pm

lol! ...good point!!......

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Post by Bones on 4th February 2010, 3:20 pm

Seven per cent of British men have lied about the size of their penis in order to tempt someone to sleep with them. Males are three times more likely than women to lie about their "vital statistics", with just 2 per cent of females lying about their bra size.





I say, women may not lie about the size of the bra but it's the size of her breasts we want to know!!!! lol!

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Post by jezebel on 4th February 2010, 3:55 pm

You show me yours and I'll show you mine!!.......... Whip

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Post by Frog on 15th June 2010, 8:30 pm

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

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Post by Frog on 15th June 2010, 8:32 pm

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

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Post by Frog on 15th June 2010, 8:33 pm

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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Post by Bones on 16th June 2010, 8:31 am

Humans are "hard wired" to be afraid of creepy crawlies like spiders, Lizards & Snakes. This is a basic survival instinct which we are all born with. So it's okay to be afraid of spiders...... Even though most can't hurt you.... Laughing

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Re: The Big Pointless Thread

Post by bravolima on 13th August 2010, 11:44 pm

Cockroaches fart every 15 minutes ...
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Post by dolly on 1st September 2010, 7:12 pm

Female wasps fight dirty. When they are losing a confrontation with another wasp, they shoot a substance similar to pepper spray from their heads. They fire the red hot chemical in their opponent’s face then run away... :wheeee:
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Post by munchkin on 2nd September 2010, 8:02 am

dolly wrote:Female wasps fight dirty. When they are losing a confrontation with another wasp, they shoot a substance similar to pepper spray from their heads. They fire the red hot chemical in their opponent’s face then run away... :wheeee:



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Post by Frog on 2nd September 2010, 10:08 am

Chickens can't swallow while they're upside down!

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Post by munchkin on 3rd September 2010, 6:17 am

when nothing else is available ....grizzly bears will eat grass and seeds.
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Post by Frog on 3rd September 2010, 5:29 pm

Armadillos are the only animals besides humans that can get leprosy

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Post by munchkin on 4th September 2010, 6:21 am

a common form of execution used by the mongols was to tie a yoke behind your back and quite literally bend you in half until your spine snapped.
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